tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27794593206570799792012-02-16T11:26:22.143-08:00khokienoreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2779459320657079979.post-57196991289761783332009-07-22T02:48:00.000-07:002009-07-22T02:55:25.108-07:00<div style="text-align: center; font-family: georgia;"><span style="font-size:180%;">"Time is Bronze"<br /><br />"Practice make's you perfect! But no bodies perfect, so why practice"<br /><br />"If you don't want to do to you, do to others"<br /><br />"Sleeping is the best medicine"<br /><br />"Cigarettes smoking is delicious to my health"</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2779459320657079979-5719699128976178333?l=mgawentonikhokie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khokienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2779459320657079979.post-70763480815368738602009-07-20T21:01:00.000-07:002009-07-20T21:10:37.644-07:00<span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" >Isang bus ang hinold-up sa may edsa<br /><br />Hold-uper: Walang kikilos ng masama lahat ng pera, alahas, cellphone ilabas<br />Mga Pasehero: Maawa na po kayo mamang hold-uper<br />Hold-uper:Walang awa-awa!<br />Nene: lola itago nyo po pera natin!<br />Lola: Ayyyy! bat marunong kapa saking bata ka!! bastos ka!<br />Hold-uper:Hoy! ikaw tanda labas mo pera mo!<br />Lola: Sige kunin mo dito sa may bra ko ang tig 100, at sa may panti ko tig 500 hala bilis :)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2779459320657079979-7076348081536873860?l=mgawentonikhokie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khokienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2779459320657079979.post-37825627358291664482009-07-16T20:11:00.000-07:002009-07-16T20:34:50.060-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl_wu0sAjkI/AAAAAAAAACM/U3RPlrbgul4/s1600-h/ILOVEYOUMAN325_000.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl_wu0sAjkI/AAAAAAAAACM/U3RPlrbgul4/s320/ILOVEYOUMAN325_000.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359266768802057794" border="0" /></a><br /><br />HOW TO LOVE A MAN<br /><br />There are 70 ways on how to love a man..<br /><br />1st is to kiss him... and the rest...<br />is 69 him. gets? Lolz<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2779459320657079979-3782562735829166448?l=mgawentonikhokie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khokienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2779459320657079979.post-44203868563863926292009-07-16T02:40:00.000-07:002009-07-16T03:40:32.395-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">There are 7 tips in effective boxing and here are they:</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl736TB33TI/AAAAAAAAABU/c1lfHt1Toxo/s1600-h/11.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 182px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl736TB33TI/AAAAAAAAABU/c1lfHt1Toxo/s320/11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358993187530071346" border="0" /></a><br />1st tip<br />Choose your hair style whether a wet look or a two sided with gatsby wax<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl74lNFU2tI/AAAAAAAAABc/mXx301B3J3g/s1600-h/pacquiao-vs-mayweather-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl74lNFU2tI/AAAAAAAAABc/mXx301B3J3g/s320/pacquiao-vs-mayweather-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358993924668316370" border="0" /></a><br />2nd tip<br />Show you muscle and dont forget to smile! :)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl7-MjQ1BcI/AAAAAAAAABs/6Xx3-cOLHSQ/s1600-h/33.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 203px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl7-MjQ1BcI/AAAAAAAAABs/6Xx3-cOLHSQ/s320/33.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359000098195178946" border="0" /></a><br />3rd tip<br />Make sure that you cover your face with your fist! not your opponents fist!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl8Bc1HJS5I/AAAAAAAAAB8/_g7UzJyq90Y/s1600-h/44.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 293px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl8Bc1HJS5I/AAAAAAAAAB8/_g7UzJyq90Y/s320/44.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359003676399192978" border="0" /></a><br />4th<br />When you got hit on your pretty face, go to your nearest optometrist and dermatologist near you! to avoid ugly face.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl7-MT4AhrI/AAAAAAAAABk/7hdLIH8nyyQ/s1600-h/22.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 296px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl7-MT4AhrI/AAAAAAAAABk/7hdLIH8nyyQ/s320/22.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359000094064543410" border="0" /></a><br />5th tip<br />Make sure that you will get a nice landing. Choose the soft part of the boxing ring and presto lay down yo!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl7-MwvlT7I/AAAAAAAAAB0/04C-Dnn0taQ/s1600-h/clap2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 235px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl7-MwvlT7I/AAAAAAAAAB0/04C-Dnn0taQ/s320/clap2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359000101813833650" border="0" /></a><br />6th tip<br />Show your sportsmanship, if you loss to your opponent, don't forget to clap-clap he will appreciate that.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl8BdBNMOOI/AAAAAAAAACE/p3GWLbg6zE0/s1600-h/55.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 246px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl8BdBNMOOI/AAAAAAAAACE/p3GWLbg6zE0/s320/55.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359003679645776098" border="0" /></a><br />7th<br />Lastly, don't forget to wave your own flag, your countrymen will be proud for you...for a while only lolz..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2779459320657079979-4420386856386392629?l=mgawentonikhokie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khokienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2779459320657079979.post-37075982933800976942009-07-16T02:17:00.000-07:002009-07-16T02:39:17.888-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl7zjtFr4vI/AAAAAAAAABM/5MKE5eNt8lI/s1600-h/arab.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 113px; height: 150px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl7zjtFr4vI/AAAAAAAAABM/5MKE5eNt8lI/s320/arab.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358988401341883122" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl7zXKdNXMI/AAAAAAAAAA8/Ld0c7CvXBVg/s1600-h/army.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 123px; height: 150px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oSKN-g5o414/Sl7zXKdNXMI/AAAAAAAAAA8/Ld0c7CvXBVg/s320/army.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358988185886874818" border="0" /></a><br /><br /> An Arab <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family: lucida grande;">VS</span></span> U.S. Army<br />An Arab encounter a military check point<br /><br />U.S Army:Purpose please?<br />Arab: Im going to my auntie!<br />U.S Army: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">your</span> name please?<br />Arab: Abdul Warahid<br />U.S Army: Sex?<br />Arab: Sex? six times a week!<br />U.S Army: No no no! i mean male or female!<br />Arab: Doesn't matter my friend, sometimes even camel :0<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left; font-weight: bold;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2779459320657079979-3707598293380097694?l=mgawentonikhokie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khokienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2779459320657079979.post-65084797682603364162009-07-11T10:07:00.000-07:002009-07-16T02:15:28.503-07:00<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/yt-bHCJ13gGhSc/when_dog_broken_heart.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_yt-bHCJ13gGhSc"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-bHCJ13gGhSc/when_dog_broken_heart/">When Dog ' Broken Heart '</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">Watch the best video clips here</a></font><br /><br />Heart broken dog<br /><br />Do you Believe that animals has also feelings towards to each other? well i guess that its true just like what happened to this video. Gosh i am so touch!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2779459320657079979-6508479768260336416?l=mgawentonikhokie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khokienoreply@blogger.com0